A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.
Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'
by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010
Get the Joe 'Perfect'mug. 1.Someone with few flaws; possessing many desirable qualities.
Someone with many if not all of these traits:
beautiful on the inside and out.
attractive.
athletic.
generous.
caring.
kind.
intelligent.
funny.
fun to be around.
hardworking.
friendly.
often their name is jessie or jessica
Someone with many if not all of these traits:
beautiful on the inside and out.
attractive.
athletic.
generous.
caring.
kind.
intelligent.
funny.
fun to be around.
hardworking.
friendly.
often their name is jessie or jessica
you are perfect
by worldsk8r May 10, 2011
Get the Perfectmug. As It stands hitlers original "Perfect race" consists of those young people of Germany, the Blonde Hair Blue eyed type that follow under his judjment
Hitlers youth organizations, neo nazi arians, Blonde hair blue eyed people are but together the perfect race.
by Scharfschu July 28, 2006
Get the Perfect racemug. by j6mari August 18, 2022
Get the the perfect attiremug. "Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
by k80theshade November 17, 2019
Get the Perfect Phonecallmug. Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship
by CrazyWillster January 30, 2019
Get the Perfect Relationshipmug. The maximum level of perfection human beings are able to attain in situations which they must react spontaneously.
Though using science, art, talent, and the countless mechanical and technological marvels human beings have invented allow them to easily produce products which are often up to 100% perfect, human beings sometimes make a wrong decision, commit an error, or make a mistake, and those things limit human perfection to being "humanly perfect," inherently inconsistent, and not 100% reliable . Thus a few notches below mathematical, scientific, mechanical, or technological perfection.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
by but for November 20, 2017
Get the humanly perfectmug.