Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

Ass packing

Deciding to have anal while needing to shit, packing the shit back into your ass

Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are

by Ass clapper 47 November 1, 2019

Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019

snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020

cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021

Sausage Packing

- the act when a straight male inserts himself into a another man who had a gender swap operation

Did you hear Tom was sausage packing with Karen, formerly known as Kyle

by Woke=hate March 1, 2021

Validate parking

A code word for sucking dick, especially when done in a parking garage, store, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre, or airport. Can be done by or for you from any random person of either gender.

Example 1:
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.

by KGBnick March 28, 2021