Panic Masturbation

The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.

Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive

Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying

by Ryan McKevin July 24, 2013

Panic!

It's basically a short term for "Panic! at the Disco", which is a band that usually 13 year old kids listen to when they want to be edgy.

Nick: Yo man, I just watched Panic! It was so fuccing lit bro!
Random NIgga: Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?

by LoadingBrain... January 30, 2018

panic oral

Blacking out or passing out for a second during sex..panicking

Then giving oral sex

I passed out for a second during sex and woke up and gave him some panic oral

by Ronald89 May 18, 2019

Pantilla

It's a pancake that you fold in half like a tortilla. Generally made for more convenient on the go eating.

My girlfriend wanted to eat pancakes but was in a rush and made a pantilla.

by Pantilla101 September 5, 2019

Panic! at the hansel

a very popular hansel parody band,known for their hit rock songs

my favorite song is hansel hpes by Panic! at the hansel

by djgldjgidug November 2, 2019

panic

short for pandemic

Yasmin:So you’re telling me Covid-19 is causing a worldwide pandemic and panic but i still gotta do math?
reem:“Pandemic and panic” panic is short for pandemic you dumbass.

by Reemistoosmart March 15, 2020

Panic and dash

What you do when you realise you've fucked up big time, and there is no other option but to leg it

"Mate last night was a madness, my best friend nearly walked in on me fucking his girl, I did a panic and dash"

by ChineseTakeaway September 8, 2021