Pre-tard

Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.

Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".

Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".

George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.

Pre-tard by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

pre-text 

To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.

Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"

Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"

pre-text by Trampabay December 17, 2009

pre gay 

The time before everything turned gay.

"The 90's were pre gay. The 2000's were gay, cause they had emo crap and the stupid kiddies who vote for Obama."

pre gay by 2000 AG (After Gay) August 22, 2009

pre-pull 

the act of ejaculating before an actual hand job or blow job

c-dog pre-pulled before tija could touch him.

pre-pull by ty-rone March 7, 2007

Pre-Apocalyptic Phase 

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.

Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!

Pre-Apocalyptic Phase by anonfromhell December 20, 2012

pre squad

the entire history of the us house of representatives before the 2018 us midterms

when you are sick and tired of the new normal when it comes to the new mischigas of the the us house of representatives, think pre squad in order to return to the 'old' normal

pre squad by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2021

pre-game 

nickname for someone who sucks off a whole sports team before a game

Jake: Why do they call Jamie Leigh pre-game?
Taylor: Because Barret got her to suck him & the whole baseball team off before the Sumrall game!

pre-game by Dally December 6, 2004