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sam’s penis
by abgkittygirl April 28, 2020
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Something that is very small if you play fortnite
Guy1: “Yo dude did you see that new fortnite update ”

Guy2: “nah man fortnite is for people with tiny penis’”
by Fortnite is gay 123 April 30, 2020
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Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.
Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!
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An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.
Jeremy has a very short penis
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A small leg between your two bigger legs
Chad:Nat where is your penis?
Nat:Chad only males have penises!
Chad:Oh Sorry
by Mr.Chelion May 21, 2020
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Something I dont have because it got bitten of by a snake when I was taking a MASSIVE SHIT.
by Nutter Butter 69 420 May 24, 2020
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Random girl: "What is that thing looking like a third leg between his legs?"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"
by TheT-PoseGuy May 28, 2020
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