The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.
Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.
by Fnord of the Bananas August 27, 2010
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Krabby Patty is a term used to refer to the flipping of ones "Krabby Patty", which means sex with a man named after the Cartoon Character, Spongebob. Krabby Pattying is often a result of excessive binge drinking, blacking out as a result of binge drinking, and being incredibly horny, to the point where sex comes to the most desperate man in the room, who happens to be named Spongebob.
Please, be cautious when getting your krabby patty flipped, as it often results in heavier baggage weighed down with shame when one leaves West Philly.
*Often Perpetrated by Dirty Hippies who Don't Wear Shoes*
Please, be cautious when getting your krabby patty flipped, as it often results in heavier baggage weighed down with shame when one leaves West Philly.
*Often Perpetrated by Dirty Hippies who Don't Wear Shoes*
by DaMostSoberinPhilly September 28, 2009
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Get the Jamaican shit patty mug.by Dustin Greathouse December 28, 2007
Get the ass patty mug.noun: a gross living being with either physical or emotional setbacks that make them less appealing to be around or be seen with.
it can also be used as a word randomly used to describe and action, a place, or a time.
it can also be used as a word randomly used to describe and action, a place, or a time.
Dave: Did you see that meat-patty over there?
Ron: Ya dude...I sneezed and shit in my pants at the same time (see snooped).
Dave: I'd rather put my penis in a can of coke and risk cutting the edges than even hold hands with that ogre of a person.
Other Use:
Ron: Dude wtf? You said Indiana Beach was nice...this place iis totally meat patties...theirs fucking bandaids in the water.
Dave: Sorry man...I didn't know this place sucked so much meat patties...this is not the shit
Ron: Ya dude...I sneezed and shit in my pants at the same time (see snooped).
Dave: I'd rather put my penis in a can of coke and risk cutting the edges than even hold hands with that ogre of a person.
Other Use:
Ron: Dude wtf? You said Indiana Beach was nice...this place iis totally meat patties...theirs fucking bandaids in the water.
Dave: Sorry man...I didn't know this place sucked so much meat patties...this is not the shit
by Zx612 July 1, 2011
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