Toilet Paper Dick

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009

wet paper towel

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

by Nibger May 25, 2017

papers

marriage documents

She's got papers on me!
She's got papers, I got the man!

by barbaramason August 20, 2010

toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

paper gangster

a gangster on paper only. birth certificate may even state "poor rich kid." Current pop culture dictates he copy the "gangsters" on tv and dress hip hop/urban.

Check this paper gangster.. walking with a limp but never got shot. Someone aught to revoke the sticker from his hat.

by ThisBytes March 8, 2009

Red Paper Bag

When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag

Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.

David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!

by Mike and David November 10, 2008

paperboy

the smart guy that deliver papers like daily mail sun daily record courier daily express scotland on sunday to tories like cooper and paterson.

paperboys are very smart

by David Richardson March 29, 2005