Covid-Cation

When you get fired because Covid tanked your company.

Yo! I had this sweet gig at Neiman Marcus. Then their business tanked. I got me a Covid-cation!

by Smarty Cat September 4, 2021

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine

I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop

by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

Covid-57

(Covid-57) is when someone gets covid-19 for the 3rd time.

Hey i feel a bit shitty today mate.

You might have Covid-57 dude

by Dictonurban April 23, 2020

Covid Dream

A dream in which Covid exists and you become aware of the risks. You may be in a crowd and suddenly think "...Wait... why is nobody wearing masks??? Why is nobody socially distancing????? Oh my god they're coughing too!!!!!!! I'm going to catch Covid oh my god!!!!!"

"I had another Covid Dream where I was on a cruise ship and there were like 500 people in one enclosed room, no masks, nobody distancing... and then I heard some of them coughing!!! And then I found there was no way out and I was stuck in this room where no Covid precautions were being taken!!!

by Lefty Power 123 June 23, 2021

covid cure

The holy water, mixture of water and meth. Gospel to save your from death. Intravenous enlightening nutrition fed fungi.

I sure need to 180° this pandemic covid cure with the 45° by your stripes I'm healed gospel decree.

by CMD88 June 24, 2020

Covid squirt

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.

Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.

by Butter Mike June 1, 2020