you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021

hottest man on this planet

Mark Paul

Who is the hottest man on this planet?
Mark Paul, says everyone at the table.

by ishwjwksowjs28 April 1, 2021

Ending up on a pike

When you get a hard-on.

Guy: I was scared of ending up on a pike in the showers this morning, no homo though
Some other guy: cool bro

by Palmen July 17, 2021

National Be On Your Phone Day

Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.

“Too bad Mrs. Smith. I don’t have to listen to you it’s National Be On Your Phone Day.”

by National Holiday October 7, 2021

It feels good on my pee pee

Something that Jeffy said when he shoved a can of string cheese into his diaper.

It feels good on my pee pee!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 23, 2022

Sew buttons on a peacoat

something to say when you dont know what to say

"So...," she said trying to fill the odd silence.
"Sew buttons on a peacoat," the old man replied.

by casper_thegirl January 31, 2022

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022