Friday night cocktail

When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it

I could really use a Friday night cocktail

by HTHD April 24, 2017

Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

Grey Friday Shopper

One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.

Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!

by ItsYaBoiKovie November 28, 2014

Cuzsie Pooping Friday

On fridays, Cuzsie will go poop and record / photograph his pooping adventures. Some may want to celebrate along with Cuzsie, by pooping along with him.

"Dude, wake up! It's Cuzsie Pooping Friday!"

by Cuzsie May 17, 2022

black friday stabbing

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.

Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.

by Camchowder November 25, 2017

wensday thursday friday

An abriviation for What The Fuck

Joe :Wensday Thursday Friday!!!

by Rose1286 May 19, 2017

Fine Nigga Friday

The day of a true nigga. Man Crush Monday? Hah funny. NOTHING compared to Fine Nigga Friday. Fine Nigga Friday sounds better too. Friday is now a day for the real ones.

Original creators snap: @itsurboimatwell

“Tyrone is a real nigga. He’s gonna be on my story for Fine Nigga Friday.”

by JNIXXXXX November 18, 2019