Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?

Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.

Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."

by patchmonkey October 17, 2025

And now that's how you game

Something shabnam says

"And now that's how you game"
Wow i like that phrase

by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022

Now that’s a classic Rob quote

A outright offensive quote usaully aimed at other races or those with disabilities.

“I don’t f*** reta***!”
‘Everyone’ “Now that’s a classic Rob quote”

by Gamerguy977278 December 7, 2018

Badd Right Now

Used to describe someone who is so attractive and aware of it, that they are the center of attention, and you’re fully feeling their vibe.

"She came through looking badd right now, everybody knows she’s the one tonight."

by DoowMatt February 2, 2025

For now

A “temporary” fix that eventually becomes a permanent fix because it’s functional

It’s fixed for now

by Big boppa August 28, 2022

urban dictionary is busy right now

congratulations, you broke urban dictionary. good on ya!

in all seriousness, nobody really knows what this error means but it’s usually seen when you go to a page that has been removed or doesn’t exist.

aw man, i just got the “urban dictionary is busy right now” error!

by amami. December 24, 2021