dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 23, 2017

Taiwan Sausage

A sausage prepared taiwanese style. Nothing sexual pervert.

Dude, I was thinking of getting the fried breadsticks, but the taiwan sausage is calling my name right now.

by GuinnessDrinker5 January 13, 2019

Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021

Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.

She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.

by Mrs. Cruzy August 09, 2008

dirt sausage

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.

Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"

by se_allison December 21, 2016

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

Sausage Friendly

A gay male. A homosexual man.

Apparently Bob is "sausage friendly"... Just saw him making out with Jimmy.

by David DollarBeer March 30, 2011