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Naked

you see boobs,pussy n ass or abs n ass n balls n peins
Mmm damm you look amaking naked
by Hunnyismadsexybaby July 3, 2022
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Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
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Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”
by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025
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The brain rot started by the mandem group chat to describe our emotions when someone says something really stupid.
Ben do you wear shoes in school?
Idk is that extra gay naked tickle butt sex for good boy ankle biting Bernstein?
by anonymous January 12, 2025
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naked powebomb

When a man dips his testicles in Jagermiester and tea bags his signifagant other.
The college guy got excited when he found out the naked powebomb drinking game was being played at the keg party.
by Cheaf1970 April 4, 2015
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Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).
-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you
by theartser June 19, 2020
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Reverse Naked Chef

A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky
by Hadrian's Kangaroo August 11, 2020
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