Nippleroni

Nipples (specifically the aureola, or dark part surrounding the nipple) that are as wide as a pepperoni slice. A portmanteau of "nipple" and "pepperoni".

Damn! She got some nippleroni thumbples I want to suck on!

by JDawg2 November 1, 2016

nipple pin

Nipple pin is when u have a nipple that looks like a huge cone and everybody like to suck on it

Hey daddy wanna suck on my nipple pins they delicious

by Jushshdhdnfh February 5, 2017

nipple bush

When someone has excessive hair around their nipples

Oh my God Steven! When are you going to shave your nipple bush? It's really out of hand.

Rob's nipple bush is very impressive, it can grow up to 6 inches long!

by Beckster23 September 25, 2017

Nipple Slip

A form of wardrobe malfunction, where a persons shirt/top moves in a way that causes one's nipple to be exposed

"Did you see that girls nipple?"
"Ya that's called a nipple slip man"

by Jakeyrol April 9, 2019

Nipple Dial

This classic phrase hails from the inevitable act of setting your phone down on your chest without activating the sleep function.

Increased cases of this phenomenon spike when users are in the chat feature of a popular selfie sending app.

You've heard of a butt dial, but have you ever been nipple dialed?

by Fullest May 28, 2020

nipplelingus

The sexual act of stimulation of nipples via mouth and or tongue

OMG Brad just gave me the best nipplelingus

I wish I could perform nipplelingus on myself

by Michelleemmjay July 23, 2020

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021