Upstate New York

The beautiful subrban part of new york. The real New york. It is a cultural ritzy expensive part of new york. Itis not all city thee is some farms. Upstaters are not hicks they just own lots of land and enjoy having fun. The average size of a yard is 1.5 acres. It is the most beautiful area of new york. It is home to niagra falls. It also has some big cities, Buffalo, Syracuse, Albany. But it is also home to some tiny cities. Phoenix Fulton Baldwinsville. We are the rel tough new yorkers that can stand anything.
LONGISLAND IS NOT A PART OF FUCKING UPSTATE

NYC-er:Damn its so cold
Upstate -er:how cold is it
NYC-er:50 degrees
Upstate -er:WTF thats not cold that just wicked warm
NYC-er:okay ya hick
*upstate New York -er kicks the NYC-ers ass for coming to upsate

by real upstate new yorker June 11, 2009

upstate new york

border of CANADA crazy north where everyone knows everyone and you can see amish people anyday

-hey, why are those poeple burning grass on their front lawn?
-oh were in upstate new york

-hey what the fuck was that guy riding a horse and buggy for?
-oh hes an amish, were in upstate new york

by cstan90 May 5, 2009

niagara falls, new york

place with lots of skaters. and emos.

guy: hey wanna go to niagara falls, new york??
girl: sure but we beter watch out for the skaters and emos

by jessurbzz May 27, 2007

Rye, New York

Theres not much to say about rye, except for the fact that its an ugly shithole filled with whiny snobs who spend their friday nights popping their collars and counting their cash. 50% of the students smoke pot and the other 50% are getting laid. If you visit the actually pretty decent high school, you'll notice the hallways infested with snobby bastards with bags of weed hangin out their pockets and blackberries in their hands. IF you are unlucky enough to have to live here, I feel for you. Now, all the Rye kids reading this, go back to smoking pot and doing crack and stop wasting your time.

...must be from rye, new york.

by blank2121212121211212121 February 20, 2011

lost in New York

when a guy is going down on a woman and the woman takes over an hour to cum

I was so lost in New York last night with that chick I got tired

by handle August 14, 2003

Farmingdale, New York

In Long Island, there is a town called Farmingdale. Well guess what? IT'S STUPID! Farmingdale is the most fakest town you will ever come across if your life. Every boy plays a sport, and if you don't you'll be called fat or teased about. Every girl is all stuck up and snobby, wearing all their "rich" clothes. They tend to all act the same and pretend to be something they're not. No body else is their own person here. People tease you for the tiniest flaws in Farmingdale, that you didn't even know you had!

Girl #1: OHMYGOD LOOK HOW BIG THAT GIRLS NOSE IS!
Girl #2: OHMYGOD I KNOW, YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON THAT THING! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HER JACKET?
Girl #3: She must be poor. She doesn't belong here in farmingdale, new york...

by I HATE FARMINGDALE SO MUCH :D January 8, 2011

upstate new york

Has nothin to do wit us nyc goers (bx stand up). Upstate new york actually starts after southern westchester. The Bronx used to be part of westchester. So, westchester couldn't possibly be upstate. Not that I care because Westchester is a shithole just like every other place outside of city walls. The only places in westchester that get respect from me (they aren't in the "westchester shithole" category) are: Mount Vernon, Yonkers, and maybe white plains.

Jesus Christ Northern westchester really is upstate new york, i went on a trip to Chappaqua and i saw a moose!!

by Bxbaby April 30, 2006