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Phd Mouth

Term used to describe the pointless babble that comes out of the mouth of Professors with many degrees. Often followed by the denial of self-absorption.
"Today in class Dr. Sinclair rambled on for an hour explaining what we already know."
"It must be his Phd mouth."
by Newt Gengrich February 15, 2010
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mouth awning

An excessively long mustache, especially with great arc.
"When it rains, I seek shelter under my boyfriend's mouth awning."
by AngieTheDrunk January 6, 2010
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Mojave Mouth

A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.
Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"

Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013
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grouper-mouth

A man or a woman who is defined by a wide downturned fish mouth on their face. Literally un-escapable fish mouth.
Oh fuck me Johnny! Bettah get out your bag of croutons, because here comes "grouper-mouth" Janet.
by Fizban Albrite October 27, 2020
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mouth queef

When somebody makes a queef noise from their mouth.
Does not have to be sexual, can refer to any weird noised form the mouth.
Madison mouth queefed when she was sucking her fingers.
by super_blumpkin April 26, 2010
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Metal Mouth

The sexual act of giving a robot or any other long metal appendage a blowjob.
Robert wanted to suck C-3PO's golden cock, so he experienced metal mouth.
by GoldInSilver March 16, 2017
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mouth shag

grats on yer mouth shag the night, man points on their way!
by Niz-69 January 24, 2012
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