Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.

'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

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Master Kohga

WARNING: This definition contains spoilers for "The Legend of Zelda - Breath of the Wild" and "The Legend of Zelda - Tears of the Kingdom"

Master Kohga is a reoccurring antagonist in the Legend of Zelda franchise. He is the leader of the Yiga Clan, a cult of Sheikah trying to resurrect Calamity Ganon. Master Kohga is really good at ju juing on that beat.

Master Kohga is girthy af

by Gru's Trash Can May 28, 2023

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Master and Servant

It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot like life
There's a new game we like to play, you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees
We call it 'Master And Servant'
We call it 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life, this play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination's the name of the game
In bed or in life, they're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled at the end of the day
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, yeah
Come on, yeah
'Master And Servant'
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot ('Master And Servant')
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)

It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing (it's a lot like life)
If you despise that throwaway feeling (it's a lot like life)
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'

by Death Menace June 20, 2023

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swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence

Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.

by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022

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