The genius maneuver

Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.

"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"

by The man in the bushes April 8, 2024

Turner Brush Maneuver

When a girl asks her sexual partner to insert the handle of a large brush into her vagina. The person inserting the brush then moves it up down and all around as aggressively as possible either causing great pain or bringing the girl to orgasm. Brushes with ridges, and brushes that are more than an inch wide are generally used but they are not required to be.

Girl: Give me the Turner Brush Maneuver

Boy: No wtf

Girl: I like it rough. If you do not I will Munt you

Boy:Ok fine

by Tony Sullivan April 17, 2024

A Liam Maneuver

the act of disappearing from locations without warning or the act of not showing up

"dang my bro was doing A Liam Maneuver on the test day"

by rgst dyukythgawe4s6 7 June 6, 2024

The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.

He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.

by Isildurs bane March 22, 2026

The Michigan Maneuver

Similar to the coined hockey term 'Michigan' where a goal is scored from behind, the Michigan Maneuver is when your girl gives you a wristy from behind.

Boyfriend: "Baby I think I'm ready to take this to the next level"
Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"

by whackawilly March 16, 2025

The Jackhammer maneuver

When a man it is getting a massage and tucks his dick down between his legs. His partner while massaging his butthole begins to jerk him off, right as he is about cum his partner starts jerking his dick so hard that it hammers your nuts and blows your load on the wall where there is a target.

I was getting a massage and my girl pulled the jackhammer maneuver missed bullseye by an inch.

by Messynutz May 17, 2025

Chestnut Pit-Maneuver

The action of nutting on your girl’s chest, followed immediately by a suplex.

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver really spiced things up for us in the bedroom”

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver is very smart, but also very dangerous”

by FreakHouseL June 12, 2025