Magicarping

When you go to have sex but don't know what you're doing so you flop around and hope for the best, but nothing happens...

My new boyfriend was magicarping on me last night. He was so pathetic!

by Anarkey November 13, 2013

Magic Vagina Theory

A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.

Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."

by Gunguy July 21, 2022

jeremy maggio

A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.

Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?

Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.

by L'Willis March 8, 2005

maths magician

someone very dedicated to the stimulating world of maths.
someone who searches up equations in their spare time on the internet.

originally it has been claimed the word was first used (locally at least) by james prattent during one act of very outstanding number crunching, however since Christian Holmes has laid claim to it. He is simply out for glory and a place in the chronicles of history.

wow i never knew numbers could be so arousing, he certainly is a maths magician.

he rooted a negative number! What a maths magician

i stopped hanging around with him once i realised he was a maths magician

by pratty April 12, 2006

finger magic

the use of fingers to stimulate a woman's vagina for sexual enjoyment

My friend used finger magic last night on his girlfriend. She was pleased.

by redmav5 February 19, 2009

Milwaukee Magician

Milwaukee Magician:

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-Verb
The act of tucking the male genitalia between the legs to give the appearance of the female mons pubis.

Damm dude! I went to the small island of Indonesia and saw a shit ton of Milwaukee magician's going on, what the fuck.

by Redemption City March 13, 2011

Gypsy Magic

To provide an explanation for the unexplainable.

Person A: How did all that blood get on the stage?
Person B: Gypsy Magic.

by Techlx April 30, 2011