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monster

a movie about a prostitute that had been raped as a child and abused. she grows fond to a naive teenage girl and they soon run away together. although she quits prostitution, she seems to have an uncontrollable rage to kill men that engage in prostitution acts. she is later sentenced to death, denying the teenage girl had nothing to do with it. their undying love remains even after her execution in 2002. based on a true story.
1. whoah...killer prostitute sex shows a teenage brunette fondling their tits.
by danny the girl April 5, 2005
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Monster cock

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.
by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015
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shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.
The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.
by discolemonade July 12, 2004
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love monster

Someone who display qualities of desperation during the initial dating phases. A descriptive word for the person who likes you more than you like them. Someone who lacks discretion and does not take verbal or non-verbal cues of rejection.
What the hell-why is the guy you met on the internet becoming your love monster! Your love monster has called you for the tenth time today-he's tact! I know you like him, but sister, do not become a love monster.
by Sister Kim September 23, 2006
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

A holy monster of spaghetti. The one true savior... have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
by bob2w3e December 21, 2007
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Vertical Monster Mash

This word was created in an episode of Futurama.

This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.
"I Guarantee That By The End Of This Night You'll Be Doing The Vertical Monster Mash"
by Soldier 91 January 24, 2005
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grizzle monster

a girl who, aside from being painful to the eyes, is also fat.
very similar to a ripped sneaker,bridge troll, and a mud ape.
Daaaamn, that chick was a fat mess! I didn't know it was grizzle monster season.
by doc. July 13, 2006
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