Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

Screen Licker

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.

Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021

Cathead Licker

To See How Long A"Worm Hand"Can Hold His Tongue To The Cathead Before It Burns The Tongue Cathead Licker.

Slap Sum"Pipe Dope"On The Backside Of Cathead To Kool That Cathead Licker Down. Ol'Skool

by "Scoobs " July 7, 2021

Chocolate Valley Licker

One who licks the deepest darkest "chocolate" valley. Also known as one who licks the crack.

That man is a chocolate valley licker!

by Your BOSS July 6, 2012

lavoris licker

Noun: Person who prefers the taste of the 100 year old mouthwash to the actual taste of the person they are with.

The Lavoris Licker chugged half a bottle to wipe out the raunchy morning taste.

by Weena69 July 19, 2013

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013