alt-left

1. (noun) The part of the "left" that is anti-feminist, anti-intersectionality, transphobic, homophobic, Islamophobic and antisemitic, believes in conspiracy theories about the Frankfurt School, and calls the rest of the left SJW cucks. In short, they are the alt-right wearing anarchist and communist clothing, for reasons known only to them.
2. (adjective) Characteristic of the alt-left.

1. wtf, i followed this Marxist Memes Facebook page and it's run by the alt-left
2. sounds alt-left but ok

alt-left by Wilma Auld December 31, 2016

no banana left behind program 

When you are playing donkey kong and you only have one life, you resort to getting every banana possible.

Shit were gonna have to start the no banana left behind program.

no banana left behind program by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

Louisville Left 

When a driver in Louisville turns their steering wheel slightly left before taking a right turn.

"Hey, take a right at the next street"
(driver takes a slight left, then right)
"What was that?"
"a Louisville left (right)"
"You are truly a bad driver!"

Louisville Left by ctdooku January 11, 2008

my left hand 

Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.

'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'

my left hand by Aiden Mars April 12, 2008

Toronto Left 

A right turn made from the left (passing lane).

"Oh crap I need to turn right but I'm in the wrong lane and I'm going to miss my turn. Oh well, I'll make a Toronto Left."

Toronto Left by Paul Barry December 14, 2008

take a left 

to leave where you are at the moment to go somewhere else, i.e. to leave

jane and sue are at a boring party and jane wants to go so jane says to sue, "I think its time to take a left".
Translation:let's leave

take a left by Nikell V. Johnson January 17, 2008

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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys

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