Land Beyond Dreams

Featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Also known as Dreamland and Land of the Edows, is a sacred world created by a once peaceful Edowic Moonpop named Edow ZAAT. ZAAT committed suicide in 1825, leaving the deed to Edow BURG. BURG died from coalminer's butt parasite in 1878, ultimately leaving the deed to Trevor Wood. Trevor, now Edow Robert created a new group of order in Dreamland, the Edowic Reich, promising hell and terror on the concious world. He ruled until 2022, when Curtis Verne took over, starting the Curtis Voine saga. Robert's previous leutinants, Timoty and Gorilloretta Gibbonzi, moved on to Curtis's army once the War of 2021 was over and Curtis became new ruler.

Curtis Verne: "ZIN ZIN ZIN! Lemme tell ya a story, I said a story of how I became a maniac! I was an engineering professor at Pellissippi, now I'm an Edowic God! I sucked eggs out of Rosie O Donnell's ass, oh how I loved it so. Now I'm stuck on capital hill eating rats! In the THE LAND BEYOND DREAMS"

by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021

Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012

kings of frantti land

some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.

look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle

by parker.crawdaddy69 April 18, 2021

dirty land pelican

Common name for the Australian Ibis, also know as the bin chicken

Look at the dirty land pelican, eating out of that rubbish bin.

by col05_au September 29, 2023

three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.

Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.

by QuacksO March 1, 2019

Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.

Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018

burning lands legal

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.

Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.

by Steven Howell July 30, 2004