Red lobster sand box

The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.

"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.

by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024

Iraq lobster

Rock Lobster but Iraq

"You rock lobster!
Iraq Lobster!"

by Hedroix January 22, 2025

Spicy Lobster

Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.

"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"

"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"

*High Fives all around*

by Lord Cravensworth March 19, 2025

Blue Lobster

A rarity, one in a million ( a comparison) as blue lobster are rare

My love is so kind and so gentle, never let anyone like him. He is my blue lobster

by Kty Kay February 9, 2026

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

doin lobes

the sweetest thing you can do

doin lobes is the sweetest, nikki.

by The Intl Papoose Coalition April 28, 2025

Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.

“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”

by Barber Frank July 5, 2025