Thomas Lane

The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.

Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.

He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020

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Aiden Lang

some big booty dude who literally warps gravity because of his absolute dump truck

Bill Nye: Bro why is gravity all messed up?
Sir Isaac Newton: dude its Aiden Lang's big booty
Bill Nye: Oh damnnnn its so jiggly

by sussy person ;) June 15, 2021

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Dunnie land

The place where the Dunnie man take girls to.

She getting a one way ticket to Dunnie land in the back of the Dunnie van

by thejojo-ref-reference July 23, 2021

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Top Lane

An isolated island that no one knows about

Guy 1: Come gank top lane.
Guy 2: That's a lost cause.

by FRUNK LIU October 17, 2021

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Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017

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