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The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”
Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night
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Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
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Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
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Jameson M. Kell

Jameson is said to be one of the deadliest legends in Jordan.
it is said that he haunts newcomers, and always appears on friday the 13th, many have denied this legend, but it is also said whoever denies, will be haunted, and has been proven so.
Jameson M. Kell Haunted and scared off newcomers last friday 13th.
by SPEAKER1465 June 2, 2011
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