controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022

Knees

Akin to glazing; (to be "on your knees")

Homie: "Great job bru, I'm hella proud of you!"
Homie 2 "Knees"

by edgemore March 27, 2024

knee deep

To be saturated in trouble/joy physically or figuratively

I was knee deep in shit.

I was knee deep in skooch.

by Josh Stewart October 31, 2003

knee fad

A female/male/hermaphrodite performing fellatio while on their knees.

Me: I'd like to have a great time tonight.

Her: Well what did you have in mind?

Me: I was thinking of wining and dining, but maybe we can skip that and head right to the age-old "knee fad". I need to wake up early tomorrow and figured it would help me get to sleep faster

___________________ * *
Her: 8====D-- -- ------ 0

by 1eyedwilly7 July 1, 2010

Hands-On-Knees

1: formally referred to as nose goes when “hands on knees” is announced in a group setting all participants must rush to assume the position and the last person to make it to the squad is punished with the undesirable task; 2: used to propel boats

Person 1: “Who is driving?”
Person 2: “hands-on-knees!”
Person 3: “Oh Sarah you were last you have to drive “

2:

Person 1: “Oh no the boat motor broke”
Person 2: “It’s ok we can hands-on-knees to get us back”

by pnobeanie May 15, 2022

Hillbilly Knee

Body part used to navigate a motor vehicle with while changing radio station or conduction an imaginary orchestra.

" I use this har hillbilly knee to drives to the licker store for my's beverages".

by Hillbilly Wannabe December 30, 2008

Gorilla Knee

Knee injuries sustained while wearing a gorilla costume

You won't believe it, but I got Gorilla Knee at a Halloween party last weekend

by @lemonquest May 13, 2025