Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy
Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
by Chadlington May 28, 2019
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Kellie Baker

Very hot mother of ryan baker with huge tits
by Kelliebakerishot December 13, 2022
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Kelly marshall

Liar and deciept
Kelly marshall is a bitch
by Kelly the 2 face bitch July 21, 2019
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Kelly's Law of Committees

None of us are as dumb as all of us.
A counter to the older, pro-teamwork adage "None of us are as smart as all of us."
Speaks to the risk of lower-level workers' input being useless if upper management gives its own opinion first, due to the tendency of workers to fall in line once the position of the leader (who could fire them for dissent) is known.
The wording above was written on a wall at NASA's Houston complex after the Challenger disaster, as reported by astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords. Although the concept has long been known of, once it took the form of an aphorism, it acquired a viral quality.
Niels Bohr and son Aage asked low-level engineer Richard Feynman their questions before asking higher-ups like Oppenheimer, partly to avoid taking up important administrators' time, but also to avoid Kelly's law of committees. Asking the higher-ups first, with lower-level workers present, would have a chilling effect on the latter's offering their own ideas and concerns.
by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
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Jack Kelly

Son of The great Ian Kelly who sadly died fighting for The USSR during World War II
"Look its Jack Kelly,the fat cunt"
by Bigmankelly November 26, 2019
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Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.
You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.
by ieatcows December 06, 2013
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doing a kellie

where you participate in esex three-some with a british boy and a austriallian girl at the same time. btw join discord.gg/kellie to meet the lovely founder of this word.
oh damn chad, you was doing a kellie with jessica and robert
by mykelssupra November 27, 2022
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