Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

Kelly tersigni

An unnamed disciple of Christ

Who is that next to Jesus at the last supper?
Kelly tersigni is the person next to Jesus

by Kelly Christ November 28, 2023

Kelly moment

Blonde moment Brain fart Lapse of reasoning

Oh sorry I put the kids in the oven, I must have had a 'Kelly moment'.

by Zara - cornflats December 21, 2018

Kelly

Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.

“Have you seen Kelly?” - Unknown
“Yea, She’s gorgeous I wished i knew her well” - Me
“Una Pendeja” - also Me

by 12_26_14 March 5, 2022

Kelly

Cool, smart, hot. Don’t fuck with her, she’d cut a bish. Guys love her, gals envy her. Her eyes will melt your soul off. Doesn’t want anyone knowing that she’s a really good person. So she can be cold as ice! Once you’ve met a Kelly, your life will never be the same!

What happened to you?
I met a Kelly. Changed me bro.
You too huh?

by Hot2trot March 8, 2025

Matthew kelly

Matthew is a very hard-working and co-operative person who watches prawn in class. He is from South Korea and his favourite food is sausages. Matthew is a very nice person to his parents whom he loves very much.

Look it's Matthew kelly a very hard-working Asian who watches prawn in class

by Henti lover November 23, 2021

Kelli

Kelli is the most kind hearted, loving person you could ever know. She always puts herself first and doesn’t expect anything from you. Kelli has gorgeous eyes and she has the brightest prettiest smile you’ll ever see

Friend: “oh do you know Kelli”
Me: “Oh yea i love Kelli, shes the best. Have you seen those eyes”

by 1<3u February 23, 2022