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wormy joe

The act of receiving oral sex from an elderly individual who does not have any remaining teeth, which results in the use of their bare gums to gently massage your foreskin
Yo Kiran did you hear Ryan and Chris were getting some mean wormy joes from Judy last night?
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Joe Waud

The sweetest boy you will ever meet in your entire life. He is absolutely amazing. He will do anything for his friends and family. He is the cutest person in the world and if you ever meet a Joe Waud then don't treat him like shit. He deserves the world and whoever thinks the opposite is just jealous of him. He is so supportive and so loving. He will always have your back no matter what. If you piss him off or hurt anyone he loves then he won't hesitate to stand up for them or himself. And he likes girls with dimples and messy buns.
Person: hey, is that Joe Waud?
Me: omg yes, isn't he so precious!
by Waud.er_melone October 19, 2019
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Joe's rod

A word used to describe a MASSIVE, THROBBING, GIGANTIC penis.
I had your uncles Joe's rod inside me yesterday.
by Xx_NiggerWhipper_xX April 11, 2023
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Joe Walgenbach

A spaghetti enthusiast. He loves feeling his meatballs during class.
Wow I heard Ollie was masturbating during class...really pulling a Joe Walgenbach.
by becky maher February 13, 2019
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Joe-Bit

A person who has a very small penis.
Andy is such a joe-bit.
by stargirl11 November 25, 2011
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avg joe

avg joe is short for average joe. it just describes someone, telling you that there is nothing special about that person, that person is average, so he is an avg joe.
person 1: hey man i had the new joe erickson guy in my house today

person 2: The movie star?

person 1: no... he was just an avg joe
by Jake Fletcher June 20, 2006
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Smokey Joes

The best soccer team in New Zealand and possibly the world. Made up of some of the worlds best soccer players such as Thomas Hunt.
person1 "hey do you know the score of the Smokey Joes match?"
person2 "yeh they won like 10 nill"
Person1 "man they must of played bad"
by Tomukani June 14, 2011
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