Moldy Jizz

1) Jizz that has changed colors by being exposed to mold

2) Jizz that is moldy because the man who came hasnt had sex in over twenty years

i bet that loser has moldy jizz

by Andrew Mac-Daddy May 25, 2009

Gettin' Jazzy

1.) talking all that jazz, that jive, that bull

2.) Getting spiffy, booted and suited

1.) damn dude, that nigga gettin' jazzy, I might crack him in his eyeball

2.) I'm goin downtown tonight, I'm gettin' jazzy

by gettinjazzy October 5, 2010

Jizzard

A Jizzard is a Blizzard made out of Jizz. It may also refer to a parody of The Blizzard of Oz, The Jizzard of Drake. for an example

Ozzy:"Hey man, have you listened to my Blizzard of Oz album?"
Zakk:"Yeah, I have, but I prefer the Jizzard of Zakk, haha."

by UncleJizzy April 4, 2010

jizz-trap

1. Female whom enjoys having jizz in her trap.

see also: cumslut; Jenna Jameson.

Man that bitch i took out was one hell of a jizz-trap!!!!

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 9, 2003

jizz nut

When a girl bite a mans testicle in half causing semen to explode on her face.
Also a word used in place of moron, or just general swearing.

Kylie gave me a jizz nut last night, i'm surprised i'm still standing!
You fuckin jizz nut

by Roger Rammjet September 18, 2006

fort jizz

The place where Sleepy Hollow and Tarrytown stoners and drunks go to "party," look like idiots, and then get caught by the cops.

omg we r sooo cool cuz we go 2 fort jizz and get drunk and get hiiigh even tho we rnt cuz were all a bunchh of stupid highskoll kidz who tink dey r hott shitzz.

by Dipsettt December 24, 2005

Jizz Cup

A cup that is kept handy at all times for those who give blow jobs and don't swallow. This cup is used to spit the cum into, once the man has ejaculated.

My sister keeps a jizz cup next to her bed and I mistakenly picked it up and took a drink of it, thinking it was milk.

by lovinglife.xoxo May 17, 2014