Uncle Jim

The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy

Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim

by poKin0m July 16, 2023

Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo

I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim

by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018

Jim Jam

jim jam isnt tall

jim jam is short

by short e July 9, 2022

Pulled a Jim

Verb - To clutch a round quickly or against great odds; to pull off an extraordinary feat.

Last night I couldn't get it up but I Pulled a Jim and now we both can't move from exhaustion.

by Puffnwheeze March 14, 2020

Jim Sarbh

A really hot, well read guy who gets paid for pretending to speak Hindi.

Guy 1: "That guy looks like a terrorist."
Guy 2: "Oh, no he's just Jim Sarbh."

by Srishtyst April 20, 2024

Jim Craig Appreciation Day

Jim Craig appreciation day is on February 22nd. Jim Craig is and should be appreciated everyday, but as a society in order to truly appreciate this wonderful man we must have a national day of rest to celebrate him and his other teammates.

Hey are you going to the parade on Jim Craig Appreciation Day?

by Jim Shoes November 3, 2019

Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.

"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.

by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010