Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
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man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
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by neil_jortsen March 17, 2024
his haircut doesn't suit him at all he piss and beoble at the class cuz he got no any other place to go to whenever we enter his classroom we get crazy because he smell like baboon ass or salty unwashed under arm.. syouf broke his heart he used to look her in the eye while he's teaching but now.. she broke his heart and he has no hope in life he tryna look hot and cool just to attract syouf again and live his happiest life ever again .... he never change his clothes he always wear his baggy smelly jeans i believe he pee on his jeans because he's locked in a room cuz he's an baddie boy #don't_miss_with_me #emo #suicide #baddie #xoxo #fucklife #death #broken #brknforever #bellie_elliesh #bros #emotional #fake_smile ANYWAYSSSSSS OKAY BESTIES
come part 2
i wrote this in his math class fr FATOM CHILLIN WATCHING MR BEAN AND PEPPA PIG 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
come part 2
i wrote this in his math class fr FATOM CHILLIN WATCHING MR BEAN AND PEPPA PIG 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
baggy smelly jeans pt1
by fucklife_sadness_broken May 16, 2023