Jessica

a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.

Person 1: Where is Jessica?
Person 2: She is busy slurping her friends boobs.

by pappi7394$848 June 11, 2023

Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.

Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee

by Jecca456 August 14, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

jessica._.clawthorne

super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)

jim: hey have you heard of this super alpha human jessica._.clawthorne?

bobby: no…

jim: kys 😐

by not_rip_marcy_wu July 8, 2021

Jessica Cyr

if you ever find yourself lucky enough to be in the presence of Jessica Cyr then surely your wishes have been granted, as she is only comparable to that of a stunning sunrise across the horizon and the feeling of peace that warms your soul or a stary night sky filled with millions of stars as you try and embrace it all, in one word, breathtaking. Jessica is such a caring and kind soul youll forget any troubles you had, she is crafty and stylish creating things that leave an impression. She is strong willed, smart, wholesome, down to earth and brings the best out in people, if the opportunity arises to be in her presence then cherish every moment as it would take multiple lifetimes to appreciate all she is and will be.

perfection, it must be Jessica Cyr

by EJ's truths September 9, 2025

Jessica

The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy

Mira: have u seen jessica bitch
Chloe:yea shes went to the bathroom

by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020

Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022