Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica
by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
by Fuseguy August 07, 2022
Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
by Old Bread May 01, 2023
Jessica needs mental help
by Urbangirlthateatsdictionaries September 14, 2021
by EpPENIS July 23, 2020
Jessica is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She is super fun and down to earth and loves chillin' in her room. She has lots of close friends and opens up easily, but when she gets really comfy with her friends she starts to do some strange things, like burping and passing gas. But apart from that, she is really great!
by Anne_12 October 28, 2020