jesse bauer

a dud going uot with a girl named kiley

booba jesse bauer

by jesse bauer March 12, 2009

Jess

Jess's can mostly come out ginger and may or may not have a five head that other people love. A girl like jess loves the wood and always gets stung by nettles and cut by thorns. Overall she is mostly a dumbass but emo boys find her gingerness better then ginger cake ! She is a memer obsessed with any tops that show her belly off to boys even tho she may have a boyfriend especially holy cropped hoodies . She loves to smother herself in mud and frogs .To sum this all up she is a dumbass slutty hoe who is also a faboo bezzo . P.s BANTA

Oh Jess.....

by GothamiteForGood April 18, 2018

Jess

Jess is a synonym for Retarded.

She was such a Jess last night.

by ThisGuyDownStairs December 2, 2018

jess

Biggest fuck you’ll ever meet. definition of a piece of shit. Will absolutely take your money and never pay you back. Cheap bastard with no job and no morals

damn it I’ve got jess as a roommate.

Fuck dude , he’s gonna steal all your shit

by NoPo12 May 7, 2018

Jess

Complete and utter cunt

Ah Jess man she’s a proper slag

by BigDickWeeb June 12, 2019

Jess

A person who loves chicken nuggets and hates it when you touch her feet with yours. One time Emily tried to play footsie with her and the Jess stabbed her with her long grey gradient nails. Jess gets all the guys and always needs a shit. She also smells like a mixture between old grannies and fat sweatie farts. Don't trust her around your dog as she has a fetish for fluffy ears and will mess with them.

Joanne- Who's that playing with Beau's ears

Emily- it must be Jess

by Slothie_slag August 8, 2017

Jess

Literally the biggest dickhead you’re ever going to meet

Jess is a bitch

by B3N_TH0M920N May 6, 2019