Bear Trap

When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.

Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.

by MikeyBeef March 10, 2012

Hippie Trap

Guy lines around a tent at a music festival which ensnare dazed hippie folk wandering by in the night.

Moonwillow totally blew out her knee after getting snagged in a hippie trap over by the porta potties

by Thomas Alvi April 29, 2011

Mouse Trap

when a guy's cock get hard and he puts it between his stomach and his pants to hide the embarassment of public erection

Right before the teacher called me in front of the class, I used the mouse trap because I saw a hot girl.

by binh January 6, 2005

Death Trap

Men often call toliet cubicles traps, named lovingly after the traps that racing dogs start in before a race. A death trap is where you expect to take a dump but instead die during the performance. What a way to go!

My god, never expected that, Jim just went to the death trap.

by Gnasher July 17, 2006

Trap House

The place you don't really want to be at, but always end up going there to get fucked up.

Have you noticed that ever since Dillon moved, Brian & Newsome's place has become the new trap house.

by rolliiiin July 8, 2009

Chat-Trap

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.

Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.

by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009

trap job

when the penis gets locked in the butt hole and you have to cut it out

My wife is sour from last night's trap job.

by flatpat69 December 18, 2017