jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.

Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.

by 508gang June 26, 2017

jizz pie

Some pie but it has a nice surprise for straight females and gay males mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I loooooovvvvveee your jizz pie babe

by Mama yo ♡ May 28, 2018

reptile jizz

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.

Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife

by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018

jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.

I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

biz jizz

A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.

Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."

by DarkMist March 27, 2016

Jizz Drinker

One who injests a load of sperm just shot into their mouth the same as one would enjoy a swallow of liquid refreshment. One who prides themselves and their own self worth on that one ultimate willing submission so swallow cum. Like me!

Man, that chick is supposedly a pure virgin but is really a cock hungry jizz drinker

by Cumslut4life January 26, 2019