waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

brissy woods

a tough-skinned terrestrial mollusc which typically lacks a shell and secretes a film of mucus for protection. It can be a serious plant pest.

brissy woods is useless

by Madook June 21, 2022

wood slanga

Slanging dick. A hard dick. Anything that pertains to using a dick sexually

My man is a certified wood slanga

by Kikaloo February 18, 2022

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

Wood Duck

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs

Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"

by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006

Mourning Wood

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.

I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.

by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010