wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013

Patrick Woods

Amelia Goggins Boyfriend

Patrick woods amelia higgins forever

by Amelia Goggin February 2, 2023

soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.

1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!

by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

Wood Duck

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs

Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"

by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006

Mourning Wood

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.

I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.

by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010