911 Conspiracy Theory

Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.

Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?

by dtfe September 12, 2017

Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019

Fridge Fuzz Theory

The fridge fuzz theory suggests that the constant sound or 'Fuzz' that your fridge produces, subconsciously balances your psyche. If this 'Fuzz' were to suddenly disappear, it would cause all sorts of pandemonium; in your body, mind, soul and spirit. The fabric of reality will collapse around you and life as you know it will not be the same until the 'Fuzz' returns.

This element of everyday life does not need to be there, but the fact that it exists is an example of the fridge fuzz theory.

by classyquail October 7, 2023

Same Name Theory

You are most likely ( well 85%) not being able to marry a person or wont love with their first letter of surname or English name, same with you.

Susannia Johnson most likely cant marry or won't like Sam Duthcerfiled. ( Same name theory)

by DefinationMan October 21, 2020

critical based theory

mac and zach isn’t just a religion. we now mac and zach are exist, we can see them. therefore mac and zach are an academic study.

honey, our son just carved “this machine runs on cum” into his skull. i didn’t realize they were teaching critical based theory in 8th grade already?!

by came gang March 25, 2022

Theory of Constant Kabazie

A person that is annoying 85% of the time and the other 15% youre already so pissed off it doesnt matter

You can use the theory of constant kabazie to determine which of your friends is like that.

by HAIRLESS YETI January 11, 2016

Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.

The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.

by zeezer43 July 17, 2021