Pushin wood

When you’re taking it in the ass and you push the dick out like a log

“He was too big so I had to start pushin wood”

“ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood”

by crackawoodpusha January 1, 2023

Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.

A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”

by Joleeee January 10, 2020

WOODELY TOODELY

Woo-dely Too-dely When you're just so darn happy something turned out the way you wanted it.

Hot Dang and Woodely Toodely - THAT turened out well!

by Woolywardsparkle May 2, 2019

wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.

He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.

by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

Wood Duck

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs

Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"

by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006

Mourning Wood

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.

I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.

by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010