Pushin wood

When you’re taking it in the ass and you push the dick out like a log
“He was too big so I had to start pushin wood

“ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood
by crackawoodpusha January 02, 2023
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𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood

Highstar* wood : marijuana rolled in a backwood(leaf) and rolling papers

A torch is commonly used with a hstr wood
Yt:that’s a slimey(shady) 𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood
Jef: ofc
by Mystar.con February 23, 2021
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WOODELY TOODELY

Woo-dely Too-dely When you're just so darn happy something turned out the way you wanted it.
Hot Dang and Woodely Toodely - THAT turened out well!
by Woolywardsparkle May 02, 2019
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Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem
Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"
by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum June 01, 2021
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Pecker-Wood

by jeff April 21, 2005
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Wood Duck

1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
by Chris RezNet November 16, 2006
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Mourning Wood

n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.
I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
by Wildcard55 October 09, 2010
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