how could i be homophobic

my bitch is gay

"Ew, you're homophobic"

"how could i be homophobic?"

"You just are.

"My bitch is gay though."

...

"what"

by that would be your mother September 19, 2022

how to get robux

you need money but if your poor you cant get robux, just steal someone's credit card like someone from your family member or your friends of just use microsoft rewards for robux, its really easy actually. oh and i dont recommend playing evade if your avatar looks cool.

bro 1: yo i think i know how to get robux
bro 2: how bro??
bro 1: you need money
bro 2: fuck you i hate you i wanted free robux

by youyermom December 5, 2022

How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass

Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg

by jaytoolivee June 7, 2023

How-do-ya-do

Cocaine in powder form

Tom: When did you get to be a social butterfly Larry?
Larry: I just did a little of the how-do-ya-do

by candyapplesuckertree March 26, 2004

how many more wives do you have?

a term may use to point out an Arab person or a stupid dick who dosent look western.

dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

by Yogev [AKA Yogi] February 17, 2008

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*

It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

by Sparkle355 June 9, 2017

How to kill my guy friend

Kick him in the Penis

Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021