analog-hot

A person on TV that appears to be hot on regular analog TV, but whose blemishes show up extremely bad on Digital TV.

I thought our local weather lady was hot until the DTV conversion...unfortunately she is only analog-hot.

by blinky42 March 29, 2009

Hick Hot

When someone is wearing cowboy boots, drives a pick up truck...is at a dive bar in the sticks...but still is super hot even with stache and mullet in toe!

Raconteurs
Kings of Leon

Kings Leon are hick hot for sure

by starpower February 12, 2009

Hot Thumping

When one's heart is breaking into a thousand delicate, yet beautiful sakura petals, scattered on the bittersweet wind of lost love.

My heart... it's... hot thumping... come back to me... please... I'll... never forget you... dot dot dot...

by 6of1 February 27, 2009

Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.

by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008

Hot Zester

A very smelly fart. It can be loud or silent, but it is always very potent.

John dropped a hot zester and a flock of birds fell out of the sky

by Dr. Peanuts December 17, 2008

club hot

Someone who is more attractive in a night club.

Matthew is tall and blonde, he is in the ultimate in club hot.

by JimmyB91 October 10, 2014

Hot jerk

Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate

Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk

by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015