hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

hit it big

To win or achieve great success.

Mark Zuckerberg hit it big with Facebook.

by UUJS December 9, 2010

hit the bullseye

When you think someone is gay and then your suspicions get confirmed

I saw this girl and my gaydar pinged. Then i started speaking to her and said she had a girlfriend, I hit the bullseye

by Too cool and too gay July 7, 2018

Recession Hit

When you can't afford to buy any herb because of tough times, so instead you scrape your pipe and smoke the resin.

"You got any weed?" asks Jared.
"No, money is tight, but we can take a recession hit," replied George.

by Octopi_ATL March 10, 2009

Hitting the Mountains

The act of hooking up with some one on dating and experimenting with each other

We Hitting the Mountains to Night

by Mr.Stinkbear January 27, 2010