hip

The word hip is an ancient way of trying to say the words, cool, majestic, fine, eccentric. Just like the words 'gnarly' or 'far off' or 'fly'. These words are mainly said by dads that think there cool but there not and people have tried to tell them but they just wouldn't listen.

Dad-WOW YOU LOOK SO HIP RIGHT NOW
Son-What does hip mean?
Dad-Oh, back in my day-
Son-I've heard enough to know how stupid that word is. NEVER say it again.
Dad-Oh come on.... Okay, you're... The most fly, gnarly, far off person Ive ever seen!
Son-DAaD NOOOOOO! tHATS EMBARISING! NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Dad-fine...
Son-Good.

by Mr. G-String June 20, 2017

lol hip

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Oh look lol hip is taking all the kids

by Ur mum gay 123456 March 2, 2019

humping hips

When a women’s hips are spread due to sexual penetration

“Ok my grown woman body is defiantly coming in”
“ Mmhm you freak nasty that’s them humping hips”

by Soulewordemotionrescue May 15, 2022

granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities

You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018

Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour

Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.

by alexpaintwork November 7, 2023

hip

The bone at your waist, possibly what your grandma had surgery on. Also a slang term associated with 80s, 90s, and 2000s, usually meaning new or cool.

My grandma broke her hip breakdancing to Rockin’ Robin.

Wow, that guys really hip,

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Hips

When you see a girls story and can't help but notice THEM HIPS.

Resident Monkey: By the fucking way MISS QUEEN I just looked at ur story again and you've got FUCKING HIPS BITCH WTF.

Resident Monkey: HOW TF DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT my resident bbc is ejaculating like lake ontario!!

by master resident January 24, 2024