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Mississippi Hickey

Noun. When you misinterpret lyrics to a song, and accidentally give your cousin a hickey.
Person 1: I don’t practice sand tortillas, or whatever Sublime said.

Person 2: Man, you might as well have Mississippi Hickey-ed that song for how much you butchered that.
by mynoduesp_rex June 8, 2020
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Seaman Hick

Anybody who challenges somebody to a fight brings a gun and has a buddy back him up after he starts to get his ass kicked
I told that seaman hick that his truck looks like some shit I had drawn in 3rd grade maybe he might pull a gun and call his friends
by Thefactteller69 July 27, 2020
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National Hickey day

November 3rd is national hickey day. This means your obligated to revive and or give a hickey from your significant other, if you don’t then you guys just aren’t meant to be....
Girl: what day is it?

Boy: national hickey day
by Hickeygurllll November 1, 2020
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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bong hickey

A smoke-burn on your mask after you hit a bowl through
WALLHUGGER: YOU HITTIN THAT MF HIT THRU THA MF mASK!!!!!!
gONZO: oh shit dawg!!! My mask has a bong hickey now!
WALLHUGGER: bro what......tf?
*mask gets a burn mark where the bowl is sucked from*
by jumglejuimce December 14, 2020
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Aubrey hickman

Aubrey Hickman is the best *unlike some*
by I love ceiling fans May 18, 2021
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