Hi, anybody there :P ?

The popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. It is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text

Normal People:

N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved

Socially Awkward

N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being

by Parasitical Pineapple October 23, 2017

pinch his balls

The act of antagonizing a man's sense of manliness, thereby belittling him and leaving him no choice but to defend his manhood.

"Khadijah pinched his balls by called him a momma's boy, at which point he became defensive and started arguing with her"

Reema: "It's really pathetic how you can't open this pickle jar"
Daniel Craig: "Man Reema, you really know how to pinch his balls!"

by fattforum July 9, 2015

Era of his waves

The fancy way to say "error of your ways."

Jack used to beat up his old man, but then he found the era of his waves.

by Cuso24 June 7, 2018

Hi-hat head

When listening to music, instead of bobbing ones head to the beat, one bobs ones head along with the hi-hat.

Every time that song comes on, he gets hi-hat head.

by toddmyers January 6, 2010

beam on his back

Means that a gun with a laser sight (laser beam) is aimed to his back

He couldn’t move because of the beam on his back

by Sdot Flocka October 6, 2023

puts-his-tie-on

1. When one's acts or speech are supportive of a position, group, or event; especially when such support is (or appears to be) atypical.
2. Dressing up for a formal event.

Although Parker is generally critical of religion, he puts-his-tie-on for Mormons, for whom he has profound respect.

I generally like dressing like a slob, but I put-my-tie-on for Grandma's funeral, to show my respect.

by schulwitz October 5, 2011

eat his roll

Some pervert wanting to eat ass

Tim wants to eat his roll being Rays roll

by HuntD January 27, 2018