hellpisser

when a lesbian breathes too much
instead of hellraiser, she's raising
the children who will ultimately serve
Satan even if their lives turn to cheese
because Satan loves and returns them
to Heaven without the brooms trying
to deceive their own pots and pans at
home or the married families nearby

That old hellpisser, she turned life into a book, to punish God for her own mistake and mistake again.

by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025

help me

used when a video/image is funny, so much so you need help because you’re laughing that hard

*funny video*
HELP ME

by putthatishongod October 22, 2025

Help

Usually used whenever someone sees or hears something funny or weird. Basically means 'what' just different.

Milo: did you see dat video of that girl shitting off a balcony?

Emma: help?

by Appletreejuice November 26, 2025

Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?

by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

Stealth Help

1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them

1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.

by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011

way heaps

another word for "totally", "soooo" or "fully"

Dude that band last night was way heaps radical, man.

by Ret- August 26, 2014