half in the wrapper

The top of the bell curve of one's drunkeness. One usually mentions to a friend, often off-to-the-side or discreetly that they are "half in the wrapper". This usually occurs long after it's apparent to casual observers.

The point at which the downhill slide to passing out is inevitable.

Wrapper refers to a blanket or comforter one seeks in the last moments when there's nothing left to do but curl up and pass out.

Check it out! Brian's trying to act all cool with those chicks but he's half in the wrapper.

by snakepit7 July 5, 2005

Half-Life 2

Truly surpasses God as the supreme being in the universe.

"Our Half-Life, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be played, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily fun, and forgive us for wasting ammo, as we forgive those who also waste ammo. And lead us not into the G-Man, but deliver us from his conspiracies. Amen."

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

Halfie

When a males penis is neither erect nor flaccid, but usually somewhere in the middle. This usually happens without a male being aware of it, or if his penis is slightly aroused. This can result in embarrassment or satisfaction depending where this occurs, and the occasion.

Example 1:

John: "I love the amazement in the other kid's eyes when they see my junk in the change room. They think i have genes from the black mamba when really i just have a halfie!"

Sam: "What is a halfie?"

John: "It's when i arouse my penis just a tad so that it looks like my penis is bigger."

Sam: "You really fooled me, i thought you where born that way!"

by azifromcalgary October 4, 2011

Half Baked

Half baked is A funny movie for and with stoners. Dave chapple, #1 comedian is also in it which adds more laughs.

out take from half baked.
(scarface)Your titty popped out
(Thurgood)Now thats what i call a titty

by Stoner(andrew nguyen) January 13, 2006

Half-shaft

A sexual manuever in which the male grips the base portion of the penis with a fist, allowing only the head of the unit to penetrate the vaginal cavity, at which point the individual removes the hand to surprise the unsuspecting female party with more the she originally bargained for.

She thought it was small, till i gave her the Half-shaft!

by iamhendog October 14, 2007

switch half cab

the act of combining the switcheroo with a riding the bull. this involves two men and a women. you fuck a chick doggy style in front of a glass window. you tell her to wait a minute while your friend takes your place. you go in front of the window and wave while your friend whispers in the chicks ear "i have AIDS." the next is obvious.

Jordan: yo max and jon used the switch half cab on paris last night.

Sam: what the fuck is that.

Jordan: i dont know i saw it on urban dictionary. that shits unforgivable.

by max cohen hanes May 26, 2008

c note and a half

One-hundred fifty dollars. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Half means 50 as in half of 100. The word "note" actually come from the $100 bill it's self. Which reads, "This note is leagal tender for all debts, public and private."

You owe me a c note and a half for that shit i loand you

by Gunziii December 16, 2008