Meaty glove of torque

A term first used to describe the engine of the 2004 Volkswagen R32. The term is used to allow others to understand the large amount of torque available at any engine speed.

The term, "meaty glove", is derived from a more common term: "glove of meat", which is used to describe the object thrown into the air in celebration after Thomas Edison successfully created the first nickel-iron-alkaline storage battery.

"The engine has a meaty glove of torque!"

by Adam Santunafish July 23, 2006

The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.

Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."

by houdinihand September 22, 2007

Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

by BT3100 April 23, 2010

government intelligence

A mysterious phrase that is frequently used but clearly doesn't exist.

Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!

by Odd86 March 2, 2017

gove

Someting which does not fulfill expectations

"That oral presentation was gove"
"I'm having such a gove time at this party"

by Mellis23 June 15, 2006

fun governor

Someone who has to be in control of every situation and is a total buzz kill at times. Believes if he/she is not having fun then no one else should either. Known to be somewhat contradictory and hypocritical at times.

my friend is such a fun governor i wish he'd relax sometimes

by Pat Roche January 30, 2007

Japanese government

possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world.

one of the representatives in Japan's government includes a masked wrestler who still does not expose his face, even at an assembly. true fact.

by KRHimself March 14, 2005