Flying Mexican

a 6 shot drink that will fuck up the best of you.... it's so dirty it really only belongs south of the border.

So hold on to your sombrero's....

3 shots coconut run
2 shots tequila
1 shot vodka
1 shot pineapple juice
Splash of Lime juice
hint of grenadine
over ice!

ole!

(created by the three amigos... while lying on a beach in Boca)

Drink one and you'll feel like a flying mexican trying to get over the border.

by Grandma Weens January 5, 2009

flying J

Masturbating in an airplane

"So, I'm not a member of the Mile High club, but I am a flying J member."

by staaaaake March 6, 2010

Flying Jew

The act of jumping up in the air and pressing your ass against the victim's face. Followed by intense laughter. In same category as eyefulls and teabags.

Man, Kaleo did a Flying Jew to noah yesterday. Fucking hilarious.

by Jester Turdwin November 16, 2010

The Flying J

Get really drunk and meet up with some hot chick. Blindside her with a road cone, then rip her clothes off. Now instead of hooking up with her, drop your pants and proceed to drop a deuce on her chest. Follow it up by dropping a 'bow.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Flying Dutchman

The act of giving someone a dutch rudder whilst on an aeroplane.

Man i got the best " Flying Dutchman " on the flight over here

by Dan 123 November 6, 2011

flying condoms

When a male and a female (or another male) (or two females) have sex, in the air. (Airplane) This is a very sensual and erotic movement; only professionals in the sexual act may do this. If not, you may injure your mighty cock or little pussy. Don't use a condom. So be aware of what you're doing, children.

Female: "Oh oh oh, oh YES JAMES!"
James: *grunts as he's thrusting his mighty cock in the little pussy*
Female: "YES YES, UHH, I'M GONNA COME BABY!"
James: *moans* "Oh you're so TIGHT! Oh GOD, I LOVE DOING FLYING CONDOMS!"
Female: "Oh yes yes, god, me too, holy shit, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! OH YES FUCK ME."

by Jamseybaby April 25, 2008

Flying Fuck

When a bird is flying at zero ground speed

That flying fuck is going no where

by Flying_fuck_expert#8675309 June 2, 2016